It was yesterday, technically.
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"Why can't you be more like Jason Bay? He drove in the game-winning run against the Rays tonight. What did you do? Sit on your ass like a lazy bum! In all my years I never thought I would have such a son!"
I forgot Mother's Day! I am a terrible son.
Note: I did not forget Mother's Day. But I did intend to post something more substantial here.