Bracketology: Obligatory Tournament Post

So I know that this is not a "sports blog," but I watch enough ESPN to make Stuart Scott envious so I am going to break down some of the more intriguing games and story lines of this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Championship Tournament.

I am calling Western Kentucky over Illinois for your classic 12-5 upset. Go Hilltoppers! Other low seeds to look out for are Siena (reppin the MAAC), Maryland, and Boston College.

In terms of the big boys, I think that 3 Big East teams as Number 1 seeds is totally ridiculous. Only one of those teams was even in the Big East Tournament Final: Louisville. I have them in the Final Four even though I am hesitant to rule out Tom Izzo and Sparty. Drew Neitzel may be gone, but his memory lives on forever in Flint.

My Final Four is: Louisville, Memphis, UNC and Duke. Yes, thats right, Duke. This is not the soft ass Greg Paulus Duke of two years ago. This team is going to ride Gerald Henderson just like a Chevy Lumina, all the way back to Detroit. One final word. If this mand wins a National Championship I will strangle an entire litter of kittens.

Tyler, you better HOPE you don't meet the back side of Gerald Henderson's elbow this time. Your ass is ours, you baby blue wearing, undersized white big man with no future in the NBA.

I leave you with some vintage Dicky V, because he can't call the real tournament on CBS. ITS A CRIME BABY!