There are a few reasons why megabus is a great way to travel between NY and DC. There are also a few reasons why they fucking suck fat elephant dick.
Reason number 1 why megabus is good: they have a pricing system that favors buying ahead, so you can get cheap tickets (only works if you can plan ahead, which cuts most of us out).
Reason number 2 why megabus is good: they are double decker buses, so unless it's a really busy day chances are you can get two seats to yourself.
Reason number 3 why megabus is good: they stop at burger king on most trips.
Since this post was motivated by utter fucking rage, here are the more numerous reasons why megabus fucking sucks fat elephant dick.
Reason number 1 why megabus fucking sucks fat elephant dick: even though they say they have outlets, the outlets never work.
Reason number 2 why megabus fucking sucks fat elephant dick: sometimes the internet doesn't work either
Reason number 3 why megabus fucking sucks fat elephant dick: when it is working, the megabus wifi network blocks youtube.
Reason number 4 why megabus fucking sucks fat elephant dick: no overhead storage
Reason number 5 why megabus fucking sucks fat elephant dick: there is at least one person sitting fairly close to you who is complete batshit crazy (i understand that this is a problem that isn't exclusive to megabus, but more symptomatic of intracity busing).
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