Art

I did this in about a minute and a half in Microsoft paint. Had it been with a real brush and canvas, I'm pretty sure some n00b with too much money would buy it for $700. Sure, that statement probably pisses off a lot of 'artists' out there. "You don't know what it's like man," "You're uncultured," "People don't want to buy your computer paintings of genitalia."

Bullshit.

My shit is more John Blaze than that.

See some of my earlier works posted on this blog around the time of the last debates between McCain and Obama. This is art. None of that depressing oil or pastel shit.


Nice beret asshole.

I'm outtie. Tell these people something they don't already know about me.

Culture Wars

Tonight I am going to the opera. Everyone out there who thinks I'm all about money, hoes and clothes can suck it. The kid also has a taste for high culture.

I will be seeing Orfeo ed Euridice, by Gluck, at the Metropoplitan Opera House. The story follows the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, a classic tale:

Boy loves girl, girl dies, boy follows her to the underworld to save her but gods tel him he can't talk to or look at her, boy looks at girl, girl dies again, boy almost kills himself but the gods make hte girl come back to life again, everyone lives happily ever after.

How can you not love this type of shit?

Nice suspenders, n00b.

This evening should stand in stark contrast to last night, when I went to the Rangers game at MSG. There is truly nothing like the opera to balance out the Canadian thugs kicking the crap out of each other. The Rangers did win though, so that was good.

Movie to Live By: The Big Lebowski

The first movie to live by was Saving Private Ryan. Inside of me, there is an essential struggle going on between this movie and The Big Lebowski. There has been no winner yet, I think the dude is ahead since I have no chance of fighting with valor in World War II. But back to The Big Lebowski. It is the timeless story of The Dude, a true American hero who doesn't give a fuck about anything, loves to bowl, and gets involved in unbelievable mishaps and adventures. It is also full of great little snippets and lessons about life such as:
Doing Js
Wearing Bathrobes in public
Bowling
The joys of Creedence
The fucking Eagles
White Russians = good
Treating objects like women

Now for a trailer:


One more vid. Every fucking fuck in the movie. Well maybe not, but many of them.


I love this movie. Anytime you want to watch it, do the challenge, anything. Holler

The dude abides.

To Engage the Political Enthusiasts

Here are some pieces made during the last days of the presidential election. The first is entitled "John McCain, My Friendz."

I will admit to making this second piece with a little less attention to detail in comparison with my work on the first, but I think the overall aesthetic is very pleasing. It is entitled "Barry Obama."

SMOKING UTERUS!

I have decided to contribute my paint shop masterpieces to the blog in an effort to create more public art for the masses. Here is the first of said masterpieces, entitled, "Smoking Uterus!"



Though I think the piece really speaks for itself, it may be necessary to clarify this is a portrait of a dirty rotten uterus smoking a cigarette.